Women Aren't Funny and Virgins Are Lousy Lays, or, "Oh, Joe"

Tonight, on a supremely chauvinistic edition of the Never Daunted Radio Network, we burn every bridge we have with the opposite sex, with a collection of stories that kicks off with Joe Francis, the founder of the "Girls Gone Wild" video empire being found guilty this month of imprisoning three women at his Bel-Air home. Francis did not like the verdict, saying, "If that jury wants to convict me because I didnt show up [to court]...then, you know, they should all be lined up and shot!"Next, Losing your virginity may soon become a weekly affair. an Australian filmmaker is filming Virgins Wanted, a documentary film project where a man and a woman auction off the rights to first access of their private parts. Now that documentary is expanding into a series where virgins from around the globe will auction off their virginity to the highest bidder.Finally, institution of comedy Jerry Lewis once again asserts his belief that women arent capable of being funny. Of course, somehow the beliefs of an 87-year-old man are newsworthy, but all one has to do maybe side with the patron saint of France is to look to "Girls" creator Lena Dunham, who, after catching wind of the XXX parody of her already raunchy HBO show seems to be less than amused. Well see whats bothering her.All this and more, tonight on the Never Daunted Radio Network!

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